Friday, April 10, 2009

Tips for the day and your daily spoon full of sugar

If you can't drink and drive why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Citrus Market Linocut Print on Vintage Newspaper by peaseblossomstudio

Awesome Newspaper Classifieds

Washer. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed -- $100.

Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out for a while. Better be reward.

Free puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog.

Cows, calves never bred. Also, one gay bull for sale.

Free puppies: part Cocker Spaniel, part sneaky neighbor's dog

Full-sized mattress. 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once. Slightly stained.

Free Yorkshire Terrier. Eight years old. Unpleasant little dog.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting
pay: $7 - $9 per hour.

Craft Tip: Do you have left over tiles from a home improvement project? Use them to make accessories like mosaic flower pots, coasters, trivits. They are also good for placing beneath hot glue guns to protect your work surface.

Tips for Job Hunting
When hunting for a job, do not confine yourself to the newspapers, or online ads, as less than 30% of the available jobs are ever posted there. One of the reasons for this is the cost, and another is the time that would have to be wasted screening applicants. By Shari from Greer, SC


  1. Those newspaper classifieds are hilarious! Had a good old chuckle at them :)

  2. These are hysterical. I just found your blog today and it looks a lot of fun. Keep your head up. You're so young. It's great that you have your creativity. I look forward to hearing about your crafty adventures.

  3. Thank you for becoming a follower of my blog. Hope you're having a good day.